Therefore you need entertainment:
Come on get in the boat! Fish! Come on get in the boat! Fish! Fish!
To clarify: The above is homestarrunner.com. The below is xkcd.com. There are two different links in here, I just didn't write well. What else is new?
Now, go visit my imaginary internet boyfriend. I love him. Go back to the very beginning of the archives and read all the way through. It is both educational and hilarious. Now if only he would return my calls...