How could one little needle hurt so much? Yikes! The flu shot I was administered yesterday has left me in a state of agony. I can't rotate my neck, my jaw aches and my arm is downright throbbing. It is ONE LITTLE NEEDLE. I could stab myself anywhere on my body with an ice pick and I doubt I could even come close to this pain. And never mind google, not only am I evil because I buy into the government inoculation conspiracy but I'm also THIS CLOSE to death; as apparently millions of people per year die within moments of receiving a flu shot.
The only thing that can kill this kind of pain?
Rum and Cranberry juice.
In other news the tally for Halloween Costume suggestions is as follows:
Bartender (how does one dress for this?)
Secretary of State
Alice in Wonderland (not slutty!)
Eris, Goddess of Discord (which, come now, I am this everyday)
The CEO has been all over this costume thing. You should go say hi, and tell him he should go as an Olympic swimmer for Halloween, as I imagine a person who suggests that is very toned, very tan, and does not live in a state where is snows.
Also, Anonymous has stopped by a bit, and I quite like them. Too bad they are anonymous. I think it may be a girl since last year they were the Payroll Princess, but you know what? That is a sexist assumption. So hello Anonymous! Have fun stealing candy from children this year!
You guys need to think more evil, Secretary of State not withstanding. Something witchy/warlocky/unholy undead-y.
Female grim reaper maybe? How would one dress for that?