Monday, June 18, 2007

Expanding my Horizons

I just received "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Dale Carnegie in the mail. I ordered it from a thrift site a few weeks ago for like $4.00 including shipping.

That's right bitches, Eris is gonna learn how to win people over and then influence them! Muah ah ahhhhhhh, no good can come of this.

I hope it at least keeps me entertained for a day or two.

Major props to the person who can best nail what "advice" this book will give. I'm thinking "be nice to people" and "smile?"

If you catch me reading "The Secret" just put me out of my misery.


Maya said...

I absolutely promise to go ahead and kill you if you buy The Secret. PS: The Secret is: Write a book called the Secret, and sell it to every schmo who comes along.

Killer said...

The book will probably say, "ask a lot of questions about the other person, and be a good listener."
That will make you friends.

To influence people you need to kick em in the nuts and say, "next time do what I say or you get another."