I just received "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Dale Carnegie in the mail. I ordered it from a thrift site a few weeks ago for like $4.00 including shipping.
That's right bitches, Eris is gonna learn how to win people over and then influence them! Muah ah ahhhhhhh, no good can come of this.
I hope it at least keeps me entertained for a day or two.
Major props to the person who can best nail what "advice" this book will give. I'm thinking "be nice to people" and "smile?"
If you catch me reading "The Secret" just put me out of my misery.