If I certainly don't plan to have anybody over tonight why did I clean my apartment?
If I certainly don't intend to show off any part of me other than my face and wrists why did I shave everything this morning and then choose hot lingerie to wear under my clothes tonight?
If I don't intend to do anything stupid at my office holiday party tonight why did I just drink a glass of wine before I'm ready to leave?
Why is my favorite perfume on?
Why am I wearing the jeans that make my ass look incredible?
Why did I put on liquid eyeliner and lip gloss?
Why do I have to keep reminding myself that my boss is married?
All I came home with was a hangover. I guess my conscience beat out my subconscience. Take that sub! I win!
Now if only they would get together and help me remember the night...