Friday, December 14, 2007

My subconscience might be a career-sabatoging whore

If I certainly don't plan to have anybody over tonight why did I clean my apartment?

If I certainly don't intend to show off any part of me other than my face and wrists why did I shave everything this morning and then choose hot lingerie to wear under my clothes tonight?

If I don't intend to do anything stupid at my office holiday party tonight why did I just drink a glass of wine before I'm ready to leave?

Why is my favorite perfume on?

Why am I wearing the jeans that make my ass look incredible?

Why did I put on liquid eyeliner and lip gloss?

Why do I have to keep reminding myself that my boss is married?

WHY?

****UPDATE****

All I came home with was a hangover. I guess my conscience beat out my subconscience. Take that sub! I win!

Now if only they would get together and help me remember the night...

2 comments:

sallyacious said...

You know, you can just treat yourself well and go to a party and feel like (and most likely be) the sexiest woman in the room. Because you should do that for yourself whenever possible.

You can just clean your apartment pre-party, "just in case". Because even if you come home alone, you'll come home alone to a clean apartment.

You can even fantasize about your boss because, really, who's going to know what's going on in your head except, you know, the whole internet?

Give yourself a little taste of the Holiday Spirit and celebrate being alive.

So@24 said...

Dammit! There was so much potential here!

No stories for drunken debauchery?

You put on perfume? That doesn't make any sense to me. I thought it "smells like nothing"?