Friday, December 28, 2007


Okay, SALLYACIOUS, I get it, you are in LONDON.




Damn girl, I hope you are having a freaking awesome time.

However, it has now been over a year and I still don't know how to f*cking get my sexy on.


Damn Justin Timbrelake. C*ck Sucker. F*ck you. I don't think I'll ever figure out how to get my sexy on, I mean, I had a year and I still can't get it.

Did ANYONE figure out how to get their sexy on this year? Because I could use some guidance.

Stupid Justin.

I hate you.


Anonymous said...

see, now this looks like the perfect segue into your New Years Resolution Post -- finding out how one acquires the sexy, what is sexy and how to get it on/back/whatever.

Andy said...

First, the song is "Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe. Want it? I have all their albums!

Second, WTF? What's with all this "Sexy Back" stuff? I never understood it in the first place. Did 'sexy' go anywhere? And if 'sexy' did in fact leave why would it wait for that little butt-pirate to lead it back to the rest of us? If that were the case it would prove that 'sexy' is nothing more than a shallow brains-for-shit with poor judgement and an huge appetite for plether and bad hairdos.

But if you're referring to being or looking sexy than you've got a biased reader group here. EVery person reading this that has actually seen you would all agree that you're very sexy.

alyndabear said...

Ooh. Someone else is in London. Awesome. :)

And if you find out the answer to the sexy on, please pass it on!

sallyacious said...

I expect you're plenty sexy. You have attitude, and you know where to find pants that make your ass look good.

Sometimes boys are just silly and blind and you have to move to a different state to find a good one. Or maybe that's just me.

I'm not in London anymore, by the way. I wish I could say I was someplace even cooler, but I'm not sure such a place exists. So I'm home instead.

Maya said...

Things that I find sexy: Confidence (this is why JT gets all that ass) Being Real, no matter how different that may be (or not) and Comfort in your own skin. I've met 250 lb men that were sexy, and totally fit/ripped ones that weren't....and plenty of women alike. To truly bring sexy back, I personally demand the following: An opinion, the ability to share it, and some friggin Common Sense.