Part eight, er, conclusion to my seven part series: “Things I’ve Learned About Hosting a Holiday Get Together”.
There you have it, holiday hosting tips that I hope will help you with your next gathering. If you do have one please invite me, I promise to actually show up on time (6 means 7!) bring whatever dish I said I would, dress well, and not set anything on fire. I won’t even go through your medicine cabinet because really? Who cares? I just want to be invited someplace where I don’t have to do all the work.
Or, alternatively, can someone reccomend a city I can move to where the people aren't idiots? Because I am so ready.