Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Part Eight: Er, Conclusion

Part eight, er, conclusion to my seven part series: “Things I’ve Learned About Hosting a Holiday Get Together”.

There you have it, holiday hosting tips that I hope will help you with your next gathering. If you do have one please invite me, I promise to actually show up on time (6 means 7!) bring whatever dish I said I would, dress well, and not set anything on fire. I won’t even go through your medicine cabinet because really? Who cares? I just want to be invited someplace where I don’t have to do all the work.

Or, alternatively, can someone reccomend a city I can move to where the people aren't idiots? Because I am so ready.


Sallyacious said...

I have so enjoyed reading this. I'm sorry you had to suffer like you did for my entertainment, but I'm thrilled you shared your discoveries.

Anonymous said...

Have I not been telling you FOR YEARS that YOU NEED TO MOVE FAR AWAY?

did I ever tell you how my roomie and I had a party once and filled the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls to see if anyone would look through it and this total annoying asshat did, and then I think he was so embarrassed at being The One that he broke out into hives? Or it might have been his Bill Cosbyesque sweater that caused the reaction.