Sunday, April 20, 2008

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Muscle Relaxers
Frozen Bags of Peas
And some massive heartbreak/disappointment

I also have to be quick because I am not supposed to be on the computer (shhhh, don't tell anyone). A couple of weeks ago, while out being social (with people! I know!) I managed to mess my neck up really, really bad. It may have been the wicked awesome dance moves, or the smooch fest with an old flame, or maybe just me having the audacity to move my neck, but I did something bad. I'm still in substantial pain and have missed much work on mandatory bed rest. The massive, major, heartbreaking side affect of all this is that I MISSED THE DAMN LINGERIE SHOW. The pain did not make me cry. The sheer boredom of being trapped alone in my apartment for days on end with nothing but narcotics to keep me company did not make me cry.

But being forced to drop out of the show made me cry.

It will be a couple of weeks before I can post again because I'm still on mandatory no computer use (the angle is bad for my neck) so I won't be able to catch up with all of you for a long time. I miss you all badly. The only words of wisdom I have for you is this: If you ever sign up to be in a lingerie show that you are super phyched up for don't go and fuck your neck up because you will cry for two weeks after the missed show because the opportunity will never again present itself.

Now it is time for more meds and seriously, my neck is spasming. Gah.

I miss you.


The CEO said...

It's nice to hear from you. I thought you had lost the weight, found Prince Charming, and run away. I am sorry to hear that you're hurt. Feel better soon. At least I had positive thoughts for you.

sallyacious said...

That sucks!!! I was going to post something sympathetic and sweet, but no, I'm angry for your sake as well, so instead of something like, "Oh, you poor thing, I hope you get well soon! XOXOXO Hearts and flowers!!! LOL!!!" I'm going to rail at the sky for you and say that sucks. I'll even wave my fists.

May it stop sucking RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous said...

DUDE. What can I do for you? Want me to send you gossip rags? books? What? You sound seriously in need of some distraction.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhh! and I was hoping we'd get a hilarious Eris-flavored supermodel update. Damn! Hope your neck and spirits are lifted soon!

chollyson said...

Look on the bright-side: you got to make out with someone!

Feel better my friend! I miss you, too.

Anonymous said...

My darling girl, I believe things are Going to Look Up. Soon! Really soon, I'd bet my bottom....bottom on.

Cheers! M

So@24 said...

I was worried that you had given up blogging for good.

Anonymous said...

hey are you ok? What's up, sweetie?