If I certainly don't plan to have anybody over tonight why did I clean my apartment?
If I certainly don't intend to show off any part of me other than my face and wrists why did I shave everything this morning and then choose hot lingerie to wear under my clothes tonight?
If I don't intend to do anything stupid at my office holiday party tonight why did I just drink a glass of wine before I'm ready to leave?
Why is my favorite perfume on?
Why am I wearing the jeans that make my ass look incredible?
Why did I put on liquid eyeliner and lip gloss?
Why do I have to keep reminding myself that my boss is married?
WHY?
****UPDATE****
All I came home with was a hangover. I guess my conscience beat out my subconscience. Take that sub! I win!
Now if only they would get together and help me remember the night...
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You know, you can just treat yourself well and go to a party and feel like (and most likely be) the sexiest woman in the room. Because you should do that for yourself whenever possible.
You can just clean your apartment pre-party, "just in case". Because even if you come home alone, you'll come home alone to a clean apartment.
You can even fantasize about your boss because, really, who's going to know what's going on in your head except, you know, the whole internet?
Give yourself a little taste of the Holiday Spirit and celebrate being alive.
Dammit! There was so much potential here!
No stories for drunken debauchery?
You put on perfume? That doesn't make any sense to me. I thought it "smells like nothing"?
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