How could one little needle hurt so much? Yikes! The flu shot I was administered yesterday has left me in a state of agony. I can't rotate my neck, my jaw aches and my arm is downright throbbing. It is ONE LITTLE NEEDLE. I could stab myself anywhere on my body with an ice pick and I doubt I could even come close to this pain. And never mind google, not only am I evil because I buy into the government inoculation conspiracy but I'm also THIS CLOSE to death; as apparently millions of people per year die within moments of receiving a flu shot.
The only thing that can kill this kind of pain?
Rum and Cranberry juice.
That's right.
In other news the tally for Halloween Costume suggestions is as follows:
Bartender (how does one dress for this?)
Secretary of State
Giant Cranberry
Alice in Wonderland (not slutty!)
Olympic Swimmer
Payroll Princess
Eris, Goddess of Discord (which, come now, I am this everyday)
The CEO has been all over this costume thing. You should go say hi, and tell him he should go as an Olympic swimmer for Halloween, as I imagine a person who suggests that is very toned, very tan, and does not live in a state where is snows.
Also, Anonymous has stopped by a bit, and I quite like them. Too bad they are anonymous. I think it may be a girl since last year they were the Payroll Princess, but you know what? That is a sexist assumption. So hello Anonymous! Have fun stealing candy from children this year!
You guys need to think more evil, Secretary of State not withstanding. Something witchy/warlocky/unholy undead-y.
Female grim reaper maybe? How would one dress for that?
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OH let me see...Halloween costumes. This is one clear example of where my creativity stops up like a clogged potty. I usually don't dress up because I hate doing the standard costumes but I can't come up with something funny. That goes double for helping you out. I'm sorry!
I stand by my giant cranberry suggestion.
What's scarier that a huge piece of fruit?
If you're going to be the Reaper you mustn't forget your grim reaping equipment.
Its anonymous again, and Hello to you too. Yes, I am a girl who was the Payroll Princess.
Depending on your political views, if you wanted to be something really unholy, I suppose you could go as Dick Cheney.
One year, I got dressing up for work banned for the company because I did not like a co-worker of mine and word got out that I was going to come to work dressed like her. Granted she wore a different Billy Ray Cyrus t-shirt everyday (in 2004, no less) a mullet and purple eyeshadow right up to her eyebrows, so it wouldn't have exactly gone unnoticed. And imitation is NOT the most sincere form of flattery in some cases.
I think your costume choice should also depend on how much Bacardi/cran juice you plan on imbibing. Dressing as a hobo would work with massive consumption - no one would notice any stains. A full body hairy Chewbacca suit, not so much. Whatever you do decide to dress up as, please please please post a picture of the costume!!!
A sexy baked potato! I'm telling you!
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