Allo again!

Shhh, still using contaband internet. This could be dangerous, I may have to duck and cover anytime now.

In my part of the world my mind percieves my concept of linear time as being Saturday morning. I start my new job on Monday. Aside from the crippling nightmares I have had EVERY NIGHT about being trapped in my old job and unable to make my first day of work at my new job it has been a lovely bit of time off, but I am looking forward to getting home. I hope that after Monday the nightmares will cool off a bit and in turn I'll be able to eat solid foods again because I've kept my jaw clenched so tight in my sleep that I can't chew much more than applesauce. When I count my blessings I am glad that the majority of my time has been spent as the caretaker of a six year old, a three year old, a two year old and two ninety-five year olds because that means soft foods such as applesauce were in abundance. Someday, internet, someday I will take a vacation all my own. What luxury.

My grandparents, all their kids, all their kids' kids, and all their kids' kids' kids got together for a big family reunion. It was nice and I'm glad we were able to do it but I must be vain for a moment; we videotaped the event which took place at a beach and I am never eating again, holy hell. I'm at only 123lbs and I still looked like a damn beached whale. Camera adds ten pounds, blah blah blah, I wasn't tan, blah blah blah. Whatever. I don't understand how so little weight, comparitively to the rest of my obese country, can wear me so poorly. Keep in mind that I was under 100lbs for the majority of my life. Gah. Boo hoo, had to share my concerns with someone.

I'm quire nearly done with Harry Potter the 7th and I had already figured most of it. When I am done I may post my own epilogue but I'll warn of spoilers first.

Soon I'll have real access to real internet again. Yay!