tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post7876347116231037317..comments2023-07-05T08:24:26.718-07:00Comments on Smells Like Nothing: eHighwayrobbery.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-8737042957818548302007-07-20T13:44:00.000-07:002007-07-20T13:44:00.000-07:00Meg: from what I've now seen online that total co...Meg: from what I've now seen online that total compatibility thing is total bull, like you say. They apparently just match all willy nilly. Also, apparently the reason I am now getting, on average, three matches an HOUR is because I am one of the only younger females in my area. They don't care that I haven't paid or posted a picture, they are just desperate to show all the males in my area that females exist. Nonsense. Utter nonsense. I can find a satan worshipping three eyed guy with a rash on my own!Erishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10913461157351555545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-87204106536553159682007-07-20T09:35:00.000-07:002007-07-20T09:35:00.000-07:00My friend tried eHarmony for a short time, and ble...My friend tried eHarmony for a short time, and blecchhh. They don't actually match according to compatibility, they match according to what you're willing to put up with. If you say money isn't important, you will get all the financial idiots. If you say looks aren't important, you will get the people with three eyes and a rash. If you say faith isn't important, you will get all the sidelined guys who didn't realize that eHarmony is a faith-based organization.<BR/><BR/>Not only do they discriminate based on religious orientation, but they also reject gay people because their lifestyle is "relationally transient."<BR/><BR/>Nice organization.<BR/><BR/>You pump $60 bucks into that, and I will get on a plane to come kick your ass.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385577802526760475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-73552134222894430682007-07-20T08:27:00.000-07:002007-07-20T08:27:00.000-07:00I got another seven matches today, which is weird,...I got another seven matches today, which is weird, because I read the online reviews for the site and people mention that you rarely get any matches at all. Perhaps they are trying to entice me into paying? Hah! I don't care if my soul mate is slipping through my fingers because I won't cough up half my rent to meet him.Erishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10913461157351555545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-90135641602638093622007-07-19T22:05:00.000-07:002007-07-19T22:05:00.000-07:00I'm so glad I'm married. Even when we're fighting....I'm so glad I'm married. Even when we're fighting.The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-34372687347459452712007-07-19T15:42:00.000-07:002007-07-19T15:42:00.000-07:00"eating lunch alone wearing perfume"Smells like No..."eating lunch alone wearing perfume"<BR/><BR/>Smells like Nothing? Smells like perfume! Sweet irony!So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-66539099227882095852007-07-19T13:56:00.000-07:002007-07-19T13:56:00.000-07:00I would sooooo take photos of you with that sign. ...I would sooooo take photos of you with that sign. Just picturing it gives me a bit of a stitch in the side as I attempt not to burst from laughter.<BR/><BR/>(to be chanted like a high school jock group:)<BR/>Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03641464455104466741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-71991477996506412822007-07-19T13:24:00.000-07:002007-07-19T13:24:00.000-07:00Make sure when you're standing next to the car wit...Make sure when you're standing next to the car with the hood open, you're wearing very. high. heels. <BR/><BR/>Heh. Have you seen my clients' fake eHarmony commerical? Go to YouTube and put in "Johnna and Ryan eHarmony"<BR/><BR/>Friggin priceless.Mayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06951245243340114887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-4886391213866829432007-07-19T11:29:00.000-07:002007-07-19T11:29:00.000-07:00Andy: I am neither desperate (well, not for a man...Andy: I am neither desperate (well, not for a man anyway, a job yes), bored (damnit, I am bored) lazy (SO NOT LAZY), fat (I've even lost weight since you last saw me) or hyper religious (though I do sacrifice the occasional goat, but doesn't everyone?) so I think I would be an anomoly. $60.00 bucks dude, that sucks. You could have gotten so much more out of it.<BR/><BR/>Sallyacious: I'm damn tempted to do it too, and make a friend take pictures.Erishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10913461157351555545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-21783427855259555962007-07-19T11:12:00.000-07:002007-07-19T11:12:00.000-07:00I'm tempted to doll myself up, find some cardboard...<I>I'm tempted to doll myself up, find some cardboard and a black marker, and stand on the corner of an intersection holding a sign that says "eHarmony is way too expensive-email me!" smiling during rush hour.</I><BR/><BR/>That sounds like a comedy sketch just waiting to happen. Can you imagine what Kids in the Hall or SNL (the good years) would have done with that?<BR/><BR/>You're right with the "guys pay and women get in free" thing. It's a fairly effective tactic. Though eHarmony seems to be doing well financially, so perhaps their "everybody pays through the nose" model is working.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274640673153000107.post-65409764657498310382007-07-19T09:05:00.000-07:002007-07-19T09:05:00.000-07:00Ha ha ha ha!My mom made me sign up for eHarmony on...Ha ha ha ha!<BR/><BR/>My mom made me sign up for eHarmony one month... which she paid for. It was horrible and I met NO ONE. All of the women that were there were desperate, bored, highly overweight (sorry people), lazy, and very very religious. And I'm, well, not any of those things. Mom's $60 well wasted. Thanks mom.<BR/><BR/>I like the street sign idea.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03641464455104466741noreply@blogger.com